What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 01:13

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do you know when someone really loves you?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”